May 2013
You may not be able to control every situation and...
yanilavigne:
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When a cute person follows you
sodamnrelatable:
and they’re the same age
and they play the same sport, and they sing and dance and do all the things you find attractive:
then you see where they live
then you’re like
If ever a woman steals my man,there is no better...
yanilavigne:
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lynzave:
geezjenner:
lynzave:
I’m legitimately amazed at the fact that women can actually grow a person in their uterus without even trying and then the people CRAWL OUT OF THEIR VAGINA COVERED IN ECTOPLASM
AND NO ONE EVEN TRIES TO KILL IT LIKE THAT’S A COMPLETELY NORMAL OCCURRENCE FOR US
I don’t think the person writing this realizes that they crawled out of a uterus once
I was a C...
“Pueden creer que eres frío y calculador, pero ya probé el calor de tu calma y...”
– Efímera Belleza (via efimerabelleza)
vagisodium:
vagisodium:
i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out
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